About me
fakeandcheap enjoys long walks on the beach, cheap wine, and expensive whores. You can at any time of the day or night find him waxing his pet turtle Nicoya with imported beeswax and a filthy rag.soundpollution enjoys saying inappropriate things at inappropriate times, laughing at others misfortunes, and smoking an ungodly amount of cigarettes. You can always count on him hitting on your sister, and pissing on your house plants.
